When I go to Hell, can I choose my barbecue sauce?

December 11th, 2010
Joe L asked:


When Satan puts me on the charcoal grill, can I choose my sauce? I like sauce with lots of brown sugar and/or molasses.

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Physics Help:?

December 6th, 2010
James M asked:


A mosquito sits on the tip of one blade of a spinning pinwheel, as the pinwheel is carried across the yard by a running child. The child runs at a constant velocity and direction. The pinwheel rotates with a period of T = 1.00 s. In your frame of reference standing at the barbecue grill, the mosquito has a velocity vector of [1.51 m/s - 42.1sin(2pit) cm/s]unit_vector_i + [-0.34 m/s]unit_vector_j – [42.1cos(2pit) cm/s]unit_vector_k.
What is the (constant) centripetal acceleration (in m/s2) experienced by the mosquito as it spins on the tip of the pinwheel? (If you choose to enter units with your answer, write the units as “m/s2″, “m/sq.sec.” or “m/s^2″.)

Thanks,
James

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Has anyone barbecued a frozen pizza?

November 10th, 2010
Dean’s Wife asked:


I am going to be without a kitchen for a few days (kitchen remodel, yippee) and I bought some frozen pizzas. But without a kitchen also means no oven. I thought about using the gas grill for one but I have no clue how to go about it. I have a Pampered Chef pizza stone, but I don’t want to break it. Any ideas and suggestions?

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Does she still love me?

November 9th, 2010
Crotchkicker asked:


she tells all her friends I’m the Antichrist
she disconnected the breaks on my car
she put piranhas in my bathtub AGAIN
she poisons my coffee just a little each day
she pushed me down that elevator shaft
she put a poisonous cobra in my underwear drawer
she slammed my face down on a barbecue grill
she set my house on fire
she pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
she shaved my eyebrows while I was asleep
she drilled a hole in my head
then she dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
got a funny feeling, she don’t love me anymore

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plz anser this riddle for me?

November 7th, 2010
Ryan G asked:


A barbecue grill holds two steaks at a time. It takes 10 minutes to grill one side of a steak. What is the shortest amount of time it will take to grill three steaks on both sides?

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does anybody have tips for barbecuing hamburgers?

October 7th, 2010
justin asked:


on a gas grill. im looking for tips regarding- how long i should leave it on b4 flipping, should the grill be covered or open, how do i know when its ready, etc. thanx!

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Looking for a secret cleaning product ?

September 14th, 2010
caddietexas@att.net asked:


I found this WD40
1) Protects silver from tarnishing.

2) Removes road tar and grime from cars.

3) Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.

4) Gives floors that ‘just-waxed’ sheen without making it slippery.

5) Keeps flies off cows.

6) Restores and cleans chalkboards.

7) Removes lipstick stains.
8) Loosens stubborn zippers.

9) Untangles jewelry chains.

10) Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.

11) Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.

12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.

13) Removes tomato stains from clothing.

14) Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.

15) Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.

16) Keeps scissors working smoothly.

17) Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles a nd doors in homes

18) It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty

tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn’t seem to harm the finish and you won’t have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.

19) Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40!

20) Gives a children’s play gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.

21) Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers.

22) Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.

23) Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.

24) Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.

25) Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.

26) Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.

27) Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.

28) Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.

29) Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.

30) Keep s rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.

31) Removes splattered grease on stove.

32) Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.

33) Lubricates prosthetic limbs.

34) Keeps pigeons off t! he balco ny (they **** the smell).

35) Removes all traces of duct tape.

36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.

37) Florida ’s favorite use is: “cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.”

38) The favorite use in the state of New York WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.

39) WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it’s a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.

40) Use it for fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.

41) WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.

42) Also, if you’ve discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and re-wash. Presto! Lipstick is gone!

43) If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.

P. S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.

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Please,Can somebody explain to me what is an Uncontested Divorce?

September 14th, 2010
mimi72 asked:


My husband wants me to sign an uncontested divorce. Because we only were married for about 1 year and 1/2 and he said “that the house, trucks and money in the bank belongs to him only”. House , trucks etc he bought before we got married . But after marriage we bougth ( we paid 1/2 each) tables and chairs, barbecue Grill, set of bedroom, sofas, nice and expensive lights for the home and during 1 1/2 year I was paying him 1/2 of the mortgage. Before marriage I sign a Pre- Nuptial Agreement because he told he did not want to pass the same bad experience he passed before with his ex- wife and I signed unfortnatly.
Advice please. What I can do now? I should sign and it is over!
I do not want to pay him for divorce papers either, he should! what do you think?
We do not have any kids…
I want somebody explain what is an uncontested divorce? please

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You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If?

September 2nd, 2010
bilbo b asked:


· You have ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all”.
· Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
· You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
· At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
· You can easily describe the taste of an Wok.
· You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
· The worst part of spending time on Deborah is the dad gum skitters.
· Woolies are offended by your BO.
· You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
· You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
· Your father has ever said to you, “Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side…it’ll be a hoot.”
· You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
· You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
· You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
· You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
· Although you had to kill him, you kind of thought that Jabber the Hut had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
· You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
· You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
· You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
· If you hear, “Luke, I am your father… and your uncle…”

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how about this interesting fact i must thank alan for this ok not my normal stuff but hey jokers we all learn?

August 23rd, 2010
Chris K asked:


Interesting!
A refresher course–who knew?

I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early
one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red
all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason).
I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset
and was trying to figure out what to do. Another neighbor came out and
told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint
beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck.
I’m mpressed!
WD-40 who knew?

Water Displacement #40.

The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile
parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego
Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a
water displacement’ compound.
They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Corvair Company bought it
in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts.

Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40
that would hurt you… IT IS MADE FROM FISH OIL
When you read the ’shower door’ part, try it.
It’s the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If
yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass. It is a miracle!
Then try it on your stovetop… It is now shinier than it has ever been before.

1) Protects silver from tarnishing.
2) Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3) Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4) Gives floors that “just-waxed” sheen without making it slippery.
5) Keeps flies off cows.
6) Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7) Removes lipstick stains
8) Loosens stubborn zippers.
9) Untangles jewelry chains.
10) Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11) Removes dir t and grime from the barbecue grill.
12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13) Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14) Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
15) Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16) Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17) Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in omes
18) It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19) Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car. Removed quickly, with WD-40!
20)

Gives a children’s play gym slide a shinefor a super fast slide
21) Lubricates gear shift on lawn mowers.
22) Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
23) Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open
24) Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and lose.
25) Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26) Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27) Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
28) Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29) Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30) Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and oher tools.
31) Removes splattered grease on stove.
32) Keeps bthroom mirror from fogging.
33) Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34) Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they **** the smell).

35) Removes all traces of duct tape.
36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to rlieve arthritis pain.
37) Florida ’s favorite use is Cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.’
38) Protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39) WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time
40) Fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch
41) WD-40 is great for removing Crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag
42) If you’ve washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD40 and rewash Lipstick is gone!
43) If you spray WD-40 on the distributor cap, it will displace the moisture and will allow the car to start
44) Keep a can of WD-40 in my kitchen cabinet over the stove. It is good for oven burns or any other type of burn.
It takes the burned feeling away and heals with NO scarring
Remember, the basic ingredient is FISH OIL

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