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have your cell phone ring function set on “Airhorn” OR “Taser”?
Develop the worst case of acne ever on record OR
have your spouse suffer with it?
Be on vacation with your 60 year-old parents and have your mom insist on wearing a thong bikini OR
have your dad insist on wearing a tiny, Euro-style bikini bathing suit?
Cheat on your spouse and have nobody know OR
not cheat and have everyone think you did?
Choose to see your future (without being able to change it)OR
know everyone else’s future and not be able to tell them?
Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man’s footOR
thoroughly lick his unshowered armpit?
Chew shards of broken glassOR
sit on a lighted barbecue grill?
Run across a large vacant field containing 1,000 angry rattlesnakes OR
three land mines?
DO NOT SAY NEITHER!
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